A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
This is the high leading the old right now
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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