I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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