i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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