So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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