Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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