Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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