I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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