let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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