grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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