if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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