tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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