Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't just leave with hair like that
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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