How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
