Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
So apparently I’m into choking now
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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