she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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