I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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