Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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