did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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