We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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