He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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