like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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