How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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