yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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