me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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