does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
We had sex on a dog bed..
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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