You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
there is glitter all over my balls
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