batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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