I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize