yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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