i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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