C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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