what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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