You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My dick has a subreddit
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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