I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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