i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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