Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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