I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Who did Billy Mays play for?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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