dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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