I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Still dying that you shit outside
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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