What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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