I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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