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why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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