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  D3 body, D1 cock

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.

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• (323): View more from California

  are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions

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  i wish

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.

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• (818): View more from California

  She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.

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  Dude, its January.

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  We're going to do the voices too.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.

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• (323): View more from California

  I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present

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