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• (209): View more from California

  dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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  nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

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  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

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  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest

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  We've made things harder for ourselves

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  The struggle will be part of the fun

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."

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  BAT SHIT CRAZY

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  It's you're fault, even though I never called

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.

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