Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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