Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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