Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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