Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize