She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
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Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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