You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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