I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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