Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
send nudes
from the living room?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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