check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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